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+ | margin: auto; | ||
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− | + | <div class="text">Project Computer</div> | |
− | + | <div class="ui menu" tabindex="-1"> | |
− | + | <a class="active item">Description</a> | |
− | + | <a class="disabled item">Interlab</a> | |
− | + | </div> | |
− | + | </div> | |
− | + | <div class="ui disabled dropdown item" tabindex="0"> | |
− | + | <div class="text">Design</div> | |
− | + | <div class="ui menu" tabindex="-1"> | |
− | + | <a class="item">Overall</a> | |
− | + | <a class="item">Parts</a> | |
− | + | <a class="item">Hardware</a> | |
− | + | <a class="item">Software</a> | |
− | + | <a class="item">Modeling</a> | |
− | + | </div> | |
− | + | </div> | |
− | + | <div class="ui dropdown item" tabindex="0"> | |
− | + | <div class="text">Lab</div> | |
− | + | <div class="ui menu" tabindex="-1"> | |
− | + | <a class="item">Lab journal</a> | |
− | + | <a class="disabled item">Experiments</a> | |
− | + | <a class="disabled item">Results</a> | |
− | + | <a class="disabled item">Safety</a> | |
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− | + | <div class="text">Team</div> | |
− | + | <div class="ui menu" tabindex="-1"> | |
− | + | <a class="item" href="https://2017.igem.org/Team:Munich/Team">The Team</a> | |
− | + | <a class="disabled item">Attributions</a> | |
− | + | <a class="disabled item">Collaborations</a> | |
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− | + | </div> | |
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− | + | <div class="text">Human Practices</div> | |
− | + | <div class="ui menu" tabindex="-1"> | |
− | + | <a class="item">Awards</a> | |
− | + | <a class="item">Medals</a> | |
− | + | </div> | |
− | + | </div> | |
− | + | ||
− | + | <div class="ui disabled dropdown item" tabindex="0"> | |
− | + | <div class="text">Awards</div> | |
− | + | <div class="ui menu" tabindex="-1"> | |
− | + | <a class="item">Special prizes</a> | |
− | + | <a class="item">Medals</a> | |
− | + | </div> | |
− | + | </div> | |
− | + | </div> | |
− | + | <div class="ui mobile only fixed two item secondary menu row navigation-bar"> | |
− | + | <div class="ui just item"> | |
− | + | <img class="ui cascaid image" src="https://static.igem.org/mediawiki/2017/thumb/a/af/T--Munich--Logo_Final.svg/739px-T--Munich--Logo_Final.svg.png"> | |
− | + | </div> | |
− | + | <div class="ui dropdown item" tabindex="0"> | |
− | + | <div class="text"> | |
− | + | Menu | |
− | + | </div> | |
− | + | <div class="ui menu" tabindex="-1"> | |
− | + | <div class="ui item accordion"> | |
− | + | <div class="title">Project</div> | |
− | + | <div class="ui content bulleted list"> | |
− | + | <div class="">Description</div> | |
− | + | <div class="">Interlab</div> | |
− | + | </div> | |
− | + | ||
− | + | <div class="title">Design</div> | |
− | + | <div class="ui content bulleted list"> | |
− | + | <div class="">Overall</div> | |
− | + | <div class="">Parts</div> | |
− | + | <div class="">Hardware</div> | |
− | + | <div class="">Software</div> | |
− | + | <div class="">Modeling</div> | |
− | + | </div> | |
+ | |||
+ | <div class="title">Lab</div> | ||
+ | <div class="ui content bulleted list"> | ||
+ | <div class="">Lab journal</div> | ||
+ | <div class="">Experiments</div> | ||
+ | <div class="">Safety</div> | ||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | |||
+ | <div class="title">Team</div> | ||
+ | <div class="ui content bulleted list"> | ||
+ | <div class="">Team Members</div> | ||
+ | <div class="">Attributions</div> | ||
+ | <div class="">Collaboration</div> | ||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | |||
+ | <div class="title">Human Practices</div> | ||
+ | <div class="ui content bulleted list"> | ||
+ | <div class="">Awards</div> | ||
+ | <div class="">Medals</div> | ||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | |||
+ | <div class="title">Awards</div> | ||
+ | <div class="ui content bulleted list"> | ||
+ | <div class="">Special prizes</div> | ||
+ | <div class="">Medals</div> | ||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | |||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | |||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | <div class="ui tablet only fixed seven item secondary menu row navigation-bar"> | ||
+ | <div class="ui just item"> | ||
+ | <img class="ui cascaid image" src="https://static.igem.org/mediawiki/2017/thumb/a/af/T--Munich--Logo_Final.svg/739px-T--Munich--Logo_Final.svg.png"> | ||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | <div class="ui dropdown item" tabindex="0"> | ||
+ | Tablet | ||
+ | <div class="ui menu" tabindex="-1"> | ||
+ | <a class="active item">Description</a> | ||
+ | <a class="disabled item">Interlab</a> | ||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | <div class="ui disabled dropdown item" tabindex="0"> | ||
+ | <div class="text">Design</div> | ||
+ | <div class="ui menu" tabindex="-1"> | ||
+ | <a class="item">Overall</a> | ||
+ | <a class="item">Parts</a> | ||
+ | <a class="item">Hardware</a> | ||
+ | <a class="item">Software</a> | ||
+ | <a class="item">Modeling</a> | ||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | <div class="ui dropdown item" tabindex="0"> | ||
+ | <div class="text">Lab</div> | ||
+ | <div class="ui menu" tabindex="-1"> | ||
+ | <a class="item">Lab journal</a> | ||
+ | <a class="disabled item">Experiments</a> | ||
+ | <a class="disabled item">Results</a> | ||
+ | <a class="disabled item">Safety</a> | ||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | |||
+ | <div class="ui dropdown item" tabindex="0"> | ||
+ | <div class="text">Team</div> | ||
+ | <div class="ui menu" tabindex="-1"> | ||
+ | <a class="item" href="https://2017.igem.org/Team:Munich/Team">The Team</a> | ||
+ | <a class="disabled item">Attributions</a> | ||
+ | <a class="disabled item">Collaborations</a> | ||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | |||
+ | <div class="ui disabled dropdown item" tabindex="0"> | ||
+ | <div class="text">Human Practices</div> | ||
+ | <div class="ui menu" tabindex="-1"> | ||
+ | <a class="item">Awards</a> | ||
+ | <a class="item">Medals</a> | ||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | |||
+ | <div class="ui disabled dropdown item" tabindex="0"> | ||
+ | <div class="text">Awards</div> | ||
+ | <div class="ui menu" tabindex="-1"> | ||
+ | <a class="item">Special prizes</a> | ||
+ | <a class="item">Medals</a> | ||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | </div> | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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− | <div id=" | + | |
+ | <h1 class="myHeader1"> | ||
+ | LAB BOOK | ||
+ | </h1> | ||
+ | <div id="introImgContainer"> | ||
+ | <img class="myImg introImg lightboxable" src="http://www.animationmagazine.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/my-little-pony-post7.jpg"/ alt="intro Picture"> | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
− | </div> | + | <div id="introPContainer"> |
+ | <p class="myParagraph introP"> | ||
+ | According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. | ||
+ | </p> | ||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | |||
+ | </section> | ||
+ | <section id="mainContent"> | ||
+ | <div id="labjournal" class= "ui grid container"> | ||
+ | <div id="calendarColumn" class="column six wide"> | ||
+ | |||
+ | <div id="calendarContainer"> | ||
+ | <div class="calendar" id="September"> | ||
+ | <h1> | ||
+ | <button> | ||
+ | left | ||
+ | </button> | ||
+ | September | ||
+ | <button onclick="scrollright('September','October')"> | ||
+ | right | ||
+ | </button> | ||
+ | </h1> | ||
+ | <table> | ||
+ | <tr> | ||
+ | <th>Mon</th> | ||
+ | <th>Tue</th> | ||
+ | <th>Wed</th> | ||
+ | <th>Thu</th> | ||
+ | <th>Fri</th> | ||
+ | <th>Sat</th> | ||
+ | <th>Sun</th> | ||
+ | </tr> | ||
+ | <tr><td class="lastmonth">30</td><td onclick="entry(this,[ | ||
+ | ['hardware', | ||
+ | 'Transformation of DH5-alpha E.coli with the pUC19-plasmid', | ||
+ | 'Transformation protocol for E.coli transformation', | ||
+ | 'Fulanita, Fulanito, Paquito', | ||
+ | [ | ||
+ | 'Forgot to put on ice', | ||
+ | 'Forgot to put plasmid', | ||
+ | 'Forgot to change pipette tips' | ||
+ | ] | ||
+ | ], | ||
+ | |||
+ | ['wetlab', | ||
+ | 'hola aksdfhñeiofhasñdiofhañeiofhasñdiof', | ||
+ | 'adios', | ||
+ | 'Matthias, Rob, Ludwig', | ||
+ | [ | ||
+ | 'quetal', | ||
+ | 'como estas' | ||
+ | ], | ||
+ | 'http://www.animationmagazine.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/my-little-pony-post7.jpg', | ||
+ | ], | ||
+ | |||
+ | ['extraction', | ||
+ | 'hola2', | ||
+ | 'adios2', | ||
+ | 'Hugo, Paco, Luis', | ||
+ | [ | ||
+ | 'asdf', | ||
+ | 'asdfasdfasd', | ||
+ | 'asdfsdfasdf,', | ||
+ | 'sañdfiwehqñweir', | ||
+ | 'ñsdfkhqwpeiqwe', | ||
+ | 'sañdhfñaiehf', | ||
+ | 'ashdñfiqwehñfwe' | ||
+ | ] | ||
+ | ], | ||
+ | |||
+ | ['extraction', | ||
+ | 'hola3', | ||
+ | 'adios3', | ||
+ | 'Chris, Jorge, Dawa', | ||
+ | [ | ||
+ | 'pokemon', | ||
+ | 'digimon', | ||
+ | 'torimon', | ||
+ | 'supermon', | ||
+ | 'monmon' | ||
+ | ] | ||
+ | ] | ||
+ | ])">1 <div class="markcontainer"> <div class="hardware"></div><div class="wetlab"></div><div class="extraction"></div></td><td onclick="entry('hola2','adios2','quetal2')">2</td><td>3</td><td class="hastask">4</td><td>5</td><td>6</td></tr> | ||
+ | <tr><td>7</td><td class="current">8</td><td class="hastask">9</td><td>10</td><td>11</td><td class="hastask">12</td><td>13</td></tr> | ||
+ | <tr><td>14</td><td class="hastask">15</td><td>16</td><td>17</td><td>18</td><td>19</td><td>20</td></tr> | ||
+ | <tr><td class="hastask">21</td><td onclick="entry(this,[ | ||
+ | |||
+ | ">22</td><td>23</td><td>24</td><td>25</td><td class="hastask">26</td><td>27</td></tr> | ||
+ | <tr><td>28</td><td>29</td><td class="hastask">30</td><td>31</td><td class="nextmonth">1</td><td>2</td><td>3</td></tr> | ||
+ | </table> | ||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | <div class="calendar invisible" id="October"> | ||
+ | <h1> | ||
+ | <button onclick="scrollleft('October','September')"> | ||
+ | left | ||
+ | </button> | ||
+ | October | ||
+ | <button onclick="scrollright('October','November')"> | ||
+ | right | ||
+ | </button> | ||
+ | </h1> | ||
+ | <table> | ||
+ | <tr> | ||
+ | <th>Mon</th> | ||
+ | <th>Tue</th> | ||
+ | <th>Wed</th> | ||
+ | <th>Thu</th> | ||
+ | <th>Fri</th> | ||
+ | <th>Sat</th> | ||
+ | <th>Sun</th> | ||
+ | </tr> | ||
+ | <tr><td class="lastmonth">30</td><td onclick="entry(this,[ | ||
+ | ['Transformation of DH5-alpha E.coli with the pUC19-plasmid', | ||
+ | 'Transformation protocol for E.coli transformation', | ||
+ | [ | ||
+ | 'Forgot to put on ice', | ||
+ | 'Forgot to put plasmid', | ||
+ | 'Forgot to change pipette tips'] | ||
+ | ], | ||
+ | ['hola', | ||
+ | 'adios', | ||
+ | [ | ||
+ | 'quetal', | ||
+ | 'como estas'] | ||
+ | ] | ||
+ | ])">1</td><td onclick="entry('hola2','adios2','quetal2')">2</td><td>3</td><td class="hastask">4</td><td>5</td><td>6</td></tr> | ||
+ | <tr><td>7</td><td class="current">8</td><td class="hastask">9</td><td>10</td><td>11</td><td class="hastask">12</td><td>13</td></tr> | ||
+ | <tr><td>14</td><td class="hastask">15</td><td>16</td><td>17</td><td>18</td><td>19</td><td>20</td></tr> | ||
+ | <tr><td class="hastask">21</td><td>22</td><td>23</td><td>24</td><td>25</td><td class="hastask">26</td><td>27</td></tr> | ||
+ | <tr><td>28</td><td>29</td><td class="hastask">30</td><td>31</td><td class="nextmonth">1</td><td>2</td><td>3</td></tr> | ||
+ | </table> | ||
+ | </div> | ||
+ | <div class="calendar invisible" id="November"> | ||
+ | <h1> | ||
+ | <button onclick="scrollleft('November','October')"> | ||
+ | left | ||
+ | </button> | ||
+ | November | ||
+ | <button > | ||
+ | right | ||
+ | </button> | ||
+ | </h1> | ||
+ | <table> | ||
+ | <tr> | ||
+ | <th>Mon</th> | ||
+ | <th>Tue</th> | ||
+ | <th>Wed</th> | ||
+ | <th>Thu</th> | ||
+ | <th>Fri</th> | ||
+ | <th>Sat</th> | ||
+ | <th>Sun</th> | ||
+ | </tr> | ||
+ | <tr><td class="lastmonth">30</td><td onclick="entry(this,[ | ||
+ | ['Transformation of DH5-alpha E.coli with the pUC19-plasmid', | ||
+ | 'Transformation protocol for E.coli transformation', | ||
+ | [ | ||
+ | 'Forgot to put on ice', | ||
+ | 'Forgot to put plasmid', | ||
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LAB BOOK
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way.
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